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Yongchuan Sports Center is a multi-sports facility located in Yongchuan District of Chongqing Municipality in China. The multi-purpose main stadium, Yongchuan Stadium, has a natural grass surface for association football, with a standard running track around it. \nThe sports center includes a standard swimming pool with 500 seats gallery, six tennis courts, six basketball courts, four gateball courts and related facilities.\nThe site covers an area of 19.47 hectares and the total cost was 139 million yuan.\nExpansion is planned for 10 badminton courts.
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